A few Do's and Don't's...from recent experience.

-don't leave your underwear in the dryer because you are too lazy to fold them. There's always a chance the managers will decide to send someone to clean your second-story windows after you get out of the shower.
-do wear a towel if that does happen to occur.

-don't assume there is a creepy man hiding under your bed each time you re-enter your apartment.
-do rejoice when you realize you've been going about your business for a whole two-hours after coming home without checking.

-don't talk to strangers.
-do laugh and make friends when you run into the same person three times in 5 minutes holding the same shirt and admiring the same half-off Bermuda shorts.

-don't do your hair when the wind is blowing 500 mph.
-do let it blow your ratty locks back and forth while you run to your car pretending to shoot a scene from Baywatch.

-don't hum along to the song playing over the speakers while you're shopping. As soon as a high note comes, the manager will be needed at the front. Never fails.
-do pretend like you knew it was coming and you were just making sure no one else missed out on the best part of the chorus.